Name

Neighbour Shyan and G were chatting.
Shyan, "and I am Shyan Tan, or Tan Shyan."
G, "Tan?"
Shyan, "ya, that's my surname."
G thought for awhile, "oh... And do you know my doctor's name?"
Shyan, "erm, no?"
G triumphantly said, "he is Dr. Tan!"
Shyan frowned for awhile, and retaliated, "and do you know my daddy's name? He is Tan too!"

Mama, "....."